Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
How do you arrest a pig?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why are trees so good at interior design?