Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What shape is bad at driving?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the barber win the race?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?