Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?