Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Which cats have the best manners?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?