Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
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Which former US President was always cold?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?