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Which parent knows if you are running late?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do fairies always drink?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call a silly hill?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
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