What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Where do horses reside?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?