What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?