What's the most determined bird?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Which cats love to be petted?