What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why are cars magic?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?