How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Pickle it.
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
How do bees get to school?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's good for both poker and theater?