Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What is the definition of Robin?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?