What animal knows kung fu?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do math teachers eat?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Where do cows go for lunch?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?