How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Which relative loves rice?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call a short cow?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?