I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
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What do they call pastors in Germany?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?