What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What snacks always have the best tan?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?