What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why are bakers so good at math?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?