What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?