My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why do cows go to New York?