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Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Can February March?
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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What birds make average students?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call a cow with two legs?