What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
How do you organize a space party?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why do two skunks argue?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?