Why did electricity win the race?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's a bee's favorite novel?