What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Fetch.
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's black and white and red all over?