Why do cows always skip gym class?
They don't want to beef up their figures.
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the frog starve?
Where do hamsters come from?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Where do vampires keep their money?