Why do cows always skip gym class?
They don't want to beef up their figures.
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What's the politest month?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?