Why do cows always skip gym class?
They don't want to beef up their figures.
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call an animal pop star?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you do for an injured lemon?