Why do cows always skip gym class?
They don't want to beef up their figures.
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What siblings are always sad?
Why was the mime upset?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?