When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
A book just fell on my head.
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?