Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
What do little monsters call their mother?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What words make the best athletes?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
How do you organize a space party?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What bird is losing its hair?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What event do spiders love to attend?