How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Where do cows go for lunch?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What words make the best athletes?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?