When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Which fly makes films?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What cartoon character loves insects?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?