Can February March?
No, but April May.
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why did the frog starve?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.