Can February March?
No, but April May.
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?