Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
It was a little horse.
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a Russian flea?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?