What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What shape has a knighthood?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?