Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
It was a little horse.
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?