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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What birds make average students?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How do automobiles fly?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
How do you spot a modern spider?
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What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you call a small mom?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?