Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why are basketball courts always wet?