What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Starburst®.
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What does a panda ghost say?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?