What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?