Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?