What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What is the smallest lion?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What is blue and not heavy?