How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs!
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Are baby skunks cute?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?