Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why are cars magic?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What style of music weighs the most?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?