Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What is the most adorable season?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Did you know about April 1st?
How can you farm during the winter?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?