How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Can February March?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why are cats good at playing video games?