Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
There were too many variables.
Where would you find an elephant?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What's black and white and red all over?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why is the beach so confident?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?