What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the barber win the race?
Which animal will never go bald?
What car can't keep a secret?
Where do tough ducks come from?