What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?