What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
You always have to accept their cookies.
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call a pig thief?
What's a dog's favorite book?