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How do you spell water with 3 letters?
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How does a witch play loud music?
What horn never makes a sound?
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What kind of snake would you find on a car?
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Where do kangaroos like to eat?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?