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What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do bees chew?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
When do astronauts eat?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
