What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
You always have to accept their cookies.
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Which dogs love to study science?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?