What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?