What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What animal loves Indian food?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?