What did the wolf say to the flea?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What is a plant's favorite college course?