What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
A mid-wife-crisis!
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why are baseball games at night?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What did summer say to spring?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?