Why are farmers so laid-back?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?