What do you call the pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What does a panda ghost say?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What country has the most fish?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Which fly makes films?
What do you call a handsome runner?