Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the rug say to the floor?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why do bees buzz?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?