What do you call the pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?