Why are pilots always in a good mood?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
When should baseball players wear armor?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do naked fish play with?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?