What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?