What animal floats best?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Where do termites go camping?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do elves learn in school?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?