Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you call a baby monkey?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?