What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
I broke my finger!
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?