How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Which insect makes the best father?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did one firefly say to the other?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What's the friendliest pen?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?