What's a cat's favorite snack?
Goldfish® crackers.
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
I broke my finger!
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
How do you wash a lamb?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?