What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.
What bird is always sad?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?