Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What sport are eggs the best at?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why do some people love eating snails?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?