What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do jokesters study in college?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why are books always so angry?
Why are cars magic?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?