Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Do dads always snore?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?