What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What animal knows kung fu?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?