Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the bread do on vacation?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?