What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?