Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?