Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What's the loudest sport?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?