What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?