Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why is a computer so smart?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why are fish such good architects?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did the salad say to its dad?