What kind of car do eggs drive?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Where does laundry go to college?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?