Why was the bee sad?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How is life like toilet paper?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What shape has a knighthood?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?