What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
Why are frogs always happy?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What does winter fat turn into?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
How do you make a cow float?
What math figure is also in the band?