What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do math teachers eat?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?