How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do naked fish play with?
Why was the math book sad?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?