What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What are you studying in math?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?