Why was the dairy grumpy?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
How long will dinner be?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why did the mare gain weight?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?