What did one plate say to the other?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the paper say to the pencil?