What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What does winter fat turn into?