What do you call the dog magician?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the student eat their homework?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's the scariest letter?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?