Why was the bee sad?
It got a c in spelling.
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call a Russian flea?