What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why do cats love to work?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What style of music weighs the most?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
A book just fell on my head.