How is life like toilet paper?
You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Where do you take sick ponies?