What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What did one plate say to the other?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What is the definition of Robin?