How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
Why was the dairy grumpy?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do cows say on NYE?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?