What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
When do mice play every day?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?