Where does the president keep his razor?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What siblings are always sad?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's a forklift?
Why does Jesus drive so much?