How did the toad die?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How do amoebas make calls?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?