Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why do all the planets get along?