What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Which cats have the best manners?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What bee is good for your health?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
How long do chickens work?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What kind of books do boats write?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?