Why was the dog overweight?
What kind of books do boats write?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Which family member has tusks?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did the pen say to the pencil?