What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Back to school.
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call a smelly horse?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
How do fleas travel?
What car always breaks the rules?