What part of a football field is never the same?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why do bees buzz?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do fish use for glasses?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?