Where do mice leave their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
How long will dinner be?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do jokesters study in college?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What is another name for a cow?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?