What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?