What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why do cows like being told jokes?