What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw!
How is cat food sold?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Which animal is the most religious?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why is summer always sad?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?