What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw!
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Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?