Why do bees gossip?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What animal styles their hair every day?
How was the wedding?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?