What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What makes music in your hair?
How does the sun listen to music?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
