Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do you call an old snowman?