Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
When should baseball players wear armor?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
It's allergy season again?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why did the turtle cross the road?