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What car does Yoda® drive?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
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Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
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What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
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What do you eat on July 5th?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
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Why did the robot take a summer vacation?