Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call an exploding monkey?