Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call a short cow?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?